Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Minimal contact

Guys, afraid of getting germs from the toilet?

Having a compulsive disorder for hygiene?

Thinking that even after you washed your hands, you have to pushed the bacteria-filled door to get out?

Now fear no more! Technology is now able to help you curb this obsession.

The modern toilet has been designed in a way that men can go in without touching anything other than yourself. ( No pun intended)

How?

Today, when a man goes to the gents, he would realise there's no doors at the entrance. Walls have been employed to pave the way to the toilet, while adequately blocking the view of the entrance from any inquisitive girls. He walks to the urinal. Obviously, the only thing he need to make contact with is his zip. And his underwear of course. Don't worry about not flushing. With the automated flushing system, the urinal will be flushed everytime a human being leaves his position.

After that, the man obeys the cardinal law of washing his hands even though he has merely touched his zip and undergarment. He simply leaves his hands below the tap and water rushes out in no time. No pushing or turning of the tap is required. Then, he goes to dry his hand under the established automated drying machine.

With all the necessary business completed, the man weaved out of the toilet and is pleased with himself that he is free from any virus.


-doubleU

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