Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Role of a Defender

From Producer: " Hey, are you ready? "
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( W clears throat)..... "Lalalala.... Ok I am ready."
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From Producer: "Alright 3, 2, 1 Action!"
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From W: "As a defender, you give hard tackles to the strikers or midfielders.
By all means, you can even break their legs if needed.
You do not let them have a clear shot at goal. "
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"As a defender, you challenge for all the balls in the air.
The ball is more important than your head.
In doing that, you destroy their plays.
Only then, they will only be restricted playing the ball on the ground."
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" As a defender, you ...................... erm.....................
...................... shit..................................
( asks the photographer) why the picture like that?"
( the photographer shrugs)
" !$%#@...... Mmm.... As a defender, you............. er............ dance?
...............eh.................................. to distract your opponent?
Uh.................... Okay...................... I really don't what to say.
You just look at the picture and tell me. I quit! "
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-doubleU
PS: All the photos are grabbed from http://app.tabblo.com/studio/stories/view/91034 .

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