Wednesday, May 31, 2006

LIVE 4D match

Last week, I was working at Singapore Pools at Paradiz Centre. My job was to sell the World Cup Pre-paid cards. There, I witnessed something which I was largely bemused by.

At 6pm, a queue began to form up outside the branch. From their faces, they seemed excited. Some were chit-chatting away. Some looked like they were praying. All of them were relishing the idea of a favourable result. Looks like the stakes are high.

At 6.15pm, the doors opened. The horde of people scrambled in. A security guard was distributing pieces of paper for them to write on. Soon, the people were seated down and waiting eagerly for the moment to arrive.

At 6.30pm, the emcee went to 4 containers and poured 10 balls into each of them. It begun. The match kicked off.

All these millionaires wannabes came from 4 corners of the island for this! To watch a bevy of players wrestling and out-muscling one another to emerge the winner of the lot. It's even more nerve-wrecking than watch a real football match.

" Oh, looks like it's Ball 8 racing to the hole. He seems certain to win. Wait, Ball 7 is close behind him. Both of them are fighting with each other. Ball 7 now! NO, it's 8. 7! 8! 7!... "

" Yay!" screamed Ball 8, after it's reached the top of the container.

Then. it's thrown back into the container again.

Do these people have so much lack of trust in the radio deejays or newspaper editors, that they must go down all the way to the drawing lot room to witness the whole process themselves?

" Today's first prize is 5-1-8-...... Shit. The last digit looks like a one but it could be seven too. Oh no, sorry listeners, I have to confirm first."

The percentage attendance there was even better than a regular S-League match. Something similar about a S-League match is those without seats were stationed outside of the room to hear the result announcement from the speakers. To my suprise, the security guard was one of them too, writing every result on the piece of paper.

"You too?" I spouted out.
"Haha, just play for fun lah"

21 numbers were read out, it's now the last leg of the match. Who will be the biggest winner?

"Second prize, 2-5-2-4." One of the audience jumped up excitedly.

Ok, never mind, there's still the top prize.
" First prize, 7-..."
" Damn!" Someone cried from the crowd.
"6-1-0", the emcee finished.

Sighs filled the room. The sound of paper tearing echoed throughout the place. Shortly after, the crowd started to disperse. From their faces, you wouldn't know who lost. They appeared so calm, it could be they are so used to defeats. Most left the place and continued their normal lives, at the same time looking forward to the next weekend.
As the results travelled to the radios and newspapers, more betting slips will be torn. The losers, some will stop the game, some will continue. But for the day's winners, it's no doubt they will play more again.
Note: All the results in this script are fictional. Don't blame me if they don't win.


-doubleU

Thursday, May 25, 2006

It's complicated.

Frankly, I've always been an intrepid patron of Friendster.
Entering the home page, the first thing that catches my eyes is "Updated Profile".
Coz' you never know, people getting attached, detached, engaged or estranged. You get an update of your lives, even those you barely know of.
Something that will always make me wonder, what does "It's complicated" means? If you are single, you put "Single". If you are romantically linked to someone, you click " In a relationship". If you are close to getting a girlfriend/boyfriend, you still have to put "Single" no matter what. That's the rule. Same goes for couples who are having a cold war, you are still in a relationship.
So how complicated can someone's life get?? Especially when most of your friends are mere conservative JC graduates, who go on to lead normal predictable lives.
To me, you know what kind of people qualify to label themselves complicated? I'll tell you.
W's rule: Your life is considered complicated if you fall into these categories.
1. You are more than one girlfriends/boyfriends. ( Coz' there's no "In more than one relationships")
2. You are both married and in a relationship at the same time. ( eg. Heath Ledger's role in Brokeback Mountain)
3. Your domestic partner is not the one you married.
4. Others ( will be examined to my judgement)
To make things clear, friendster should have more options for us to choose from. Friends can get to know your current life without being confused at all. On the other hand, users should not mislead others with the incorrect descriptions.
Lately, I've also found out that some of my friends are already "Married", and I wonder why am I not invited to any of their wedding dinners.
-doubleU

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Ovaltine....

Ovaltine.....

Ever had them?

The tin is round. The mug is round.

It should be called... Roundtine...